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The Fart Chronicles…

October 13, 2015 by allan

We recently ran into an issue where someone was farting in our immediate area but nobody wanted to claim the farts. Here is the chat transcript between everyone, ever since confronting them the farting has stopped. Feel free to read through the transcripts and see who you think did it.

Manny

[11:18 AM] Allan Montalvo: are you farting?
frfr
[11:18 AM] Manny Gomez: maybe
[11:18 AM] Allan Montalvo: lol
[11:18 AM] Manny Gomez: maybe not
[11:18 AM] Allan Montalvo: Are you or no?
You’re killing Rebekah if you are hahahahaha
[11:18 AM] Manny Gomez: do you really want to know?
[11:18 AM] Allan Montalvo: go sit by third shift and release your toxins over there
lmao
[11:19 AM] Manny Gomez: nah
[11:19 AM] Allan Montalvo: so it’s not you?
[11:19 AM] Manny Gomez: i have to break in my chair
nope
[11:19 AM] Allan Montalvo: She won’t hate you if it is you.
?
I fart around her all the time
but I’m at that level
:p
[11:19 AM] Manny Gomez: hmmm
can you smell it?
[11:20 AM] Allan Montalvo: no
asking Jorge
[11:20 AM] Manny Gomez: well I always try to aim it at you
[11:20 AM] Allan Montalvo: #WhoDidIt2k15

Jorge

[11:20 AM] Allan Montalvo: are you the one farting? ?
[11:20 AM] Jorge Perez: If you have to ask then you’ll know it wasnt me because when it is there is no doubrt
[11:20 AM] Allan Montalvo: hmm ok
weird
let me continue investigating
[11:20 AM] Jorge Perez: You smell something over there?
Im coming over
[11:21 AM] Allan Montalvo: no
[11:20 AM] Jorge Perez: hold on
[11:21 AM] Allan Montalvo: it’s Rebekah
she’s dying right now
Manny says it’s not him
lmao
#WhoDidIt2k15
[11:21 AM] Jorge Perez: ?
[11:21 AM] Allan Montalvo: asking Austin now
[11:21 AM] Jorge Perez: I like the process of elimination you are going through
Like some Fart Detective
[11:22 AM] Jorge Perez: Detective Scrotes

[11:23 AM] Jorge Perez: Dude I smell it now
wtf

Austin

[11:21 AM] Allan Montalvo: Are you ripping ass?
Rebekah is dying and Manny & Jorge says it’s not them ?
#WhoDidIt2k15
[11:22 AM] Austin Curtis: No, it really isn’t me today, haha. It is commonly me, but not today, ahahahaha.
[11:22 AM] Allan Montalvo: haha okay
:p
[11:22 AM] Austin Curtis: #can’tSmellBecauseOfAllergiesThough #rekt
[11:22 AM] Allan Montalvo: lucky

Ryan

[11:23 AM] Allan Montalvo: Are you farting?
[11:23 AM] Ryan Holt: rofl
i wish
[11:24 AM] Allan Montalvo: Rebekah is dying right now. manny, jorge, and Austin said it’s not them
hmm the search continues
#WhoDidIt2k15
[11:24 AM] Ryan Holt: lol
uhhh
jorge
i vote jorge

Who did it? The world may never know! Feel free to shoot me a message with your theories.

Theories:

[11:54 AM] Glenn Lewis: It’s Rebekh farting
[11:55 AM] Allan Montalvo: you think so?

[11:55 AM] Glenn Lewis: hell yes
classic diversion
She farted, smelled it, then thought this smells, I need to frame someone
—–
[12:05 PM] Cliff Aultman: plot twist, it was allan the whole time
—–
[12:05 PM] Jeremy Jones: Gonna blame Trey or Audra. They’re the new ones in the area. Just sayin’
—–
[12:42 PM] Jason Lopes: Obviously Jathan. Who else has the muscle to push a fart that far?
[12:42 PM] Allan Montalvo: He wasn’t around at the time.
[12:42 PM] Jason Lopes: Exactly.
—–
[12:44 PM] Jim Raymonds: Audra?
[12:44 PM] Allan Montalvo: I never asked her.
[12:44 PM] Jim Raymonds: I feel like no one suspects the nice quiet ones

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